Man, Fuck This House | Brian Asman

With his "highly visual and cinematic worldbuilding" (Booklife by Publishers Weekly), Brian Asman spins a horrifying and imaginative tale of an ordinary family and their extraordinary new house...

Sabrina Haskins and her family have just moved into their dream home, a gorgeous Craftsman in the rapidly-growing Southwestern city of Jackson Hill. Sabrina's a bored and disillusioned homemaker, Hal a reverse mortgage salesman with a penchant for ill-timed sports analogies. Their two children, Damien and Michaela, are bright and precocious.

At first glance, the house is perfect. But things aren't what they seem.

Sabrina's hearing odd noises, seeing strange visions. Their neighbors are odd or absent. And Sabrina's already-fraught relationship with her son is about to be tested in a way no parent could ever imagine.

Because while the Haskins family might be the newest owners of 4596 James Circle, they're far from its only residents...

About the Author

Brian Asman is a writer, actor, and director from San Diego. He's the author of Man, Fuck This House (and Other Disasters) from Blackstone. His other books include I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today from Eraserhead Press, Neo Arcana, Nunchuck City, Jailbroke, and Return of the Living Elves. He's recently published short stories in Pulp Modern, American Cannibal, and Kelp, and comics in Tales of Horrorgasm. Brian holds an MFA from UCR Palm Desert.